No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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