That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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