Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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