But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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