I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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