all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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