I wanna passion pit in your ass
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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