no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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