All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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