sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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