I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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