i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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