I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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