just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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