Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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