I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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