so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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