Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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