what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Blood and glitter go together right?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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