Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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