I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I've blown a few things in my day
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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