just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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