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say what?
wanna hang out?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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