Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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