Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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