only if we run a train.
done.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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