Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
No subtext here. People are naked.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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