Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she pinky promised me she was 18
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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