If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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