I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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