What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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