My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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