I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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