Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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