shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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