youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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