hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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