I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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