I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
don't judge my taste in strippers
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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