Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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