I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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