Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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