Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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