Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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