One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
