he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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