I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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