i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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