i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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