Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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