Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Randomize
