oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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