Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Never joke about your clitoris.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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