so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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