it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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